Would I run off and never tell where I’m going?

Would you be slighted if I didn’t speak for hours?

Of course not.

Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?

Nonsense.

Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?

If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow?

If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?

Would you complain if I took out another fellow?

Never.